But hey, my wife poked a piece of bread with foie gras in my mouth during the peak of the consternation. I didn’t know what she was feeding me. Tasted like deviled ham. I like deviled ham if it is underwood. Armor tastes like crap. So, at least I have the bragging rights of eating abused goose liver. Not something I would strive to eat again. At least it was not that little bird that is cooked guts and all after being drowned in brandy and you have to put a napkin over your head to keep God from seeing you eat it. (Howzat for a run-on sentence).
From: ch...@wbmfg.com Sent: Tuesday, October 22, 2019 8:12 PM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: Re: I thought I had seen it all until today And all of this happens while I am in the middle of France on “vacation”. Thank God for this surface pro and my iphone. From: ch...@wbmfg.com Sent: Tuesday, October 22, 2019 8:07 PM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: I thought I had seen it all until today I have never missed a payroll. I personally have missed many payroll checks over the last 40 years but my employees have never missed a check. I have seen companies declare bankruptcy. I had a wife and a secretary (this was 25 years ago, Jenny knows better now) think they could miss making payroll deposits when cash was short. A personal visit by the IRS was a wonderful learning experience. I have seen banks come in and repo everything and sell at at auction. I have seen business owners get busted boinking the cute admin assistant and his wife then deciding to hook up the the accountant who knew where all the assets were. That was an interesting divorce. But today.... a new one.... and one more serious than any of the above. I got notified that my workers comp policy had been cancelled. Totally out of the blue. No warning. I immediately furloughed all employees and then shut down. Seems a few weeks ago they request a 941 from us. We didn’t get around to sending it. No warnings that the policy would be canceled they just canceled it and sent an email 24 hours after the fact. They claim they sent a warning letter but we have not seen it. So we are sending the 941 and supposedly will be reinstated by midnight. Then an embarrassing letter to all employees got sent. And I am paying them all for today. Never ever considered how serious no WC coverage could be. We were clearly at fault for not giving them one of the half dozen documents they request every 6 months or so. I guarantee we will not ignore the data request ever again. But WOW.
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