The meaning of words.
An oldie but goodie:
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different
services would do:
The NAVY would drain the fluids, cover the windows with plywood, give
everything a lube job, spray fungicide, put out the lights, disconnect the
utilities and lock the doors.
The ARMY would establish a perimeter, post a guard, surround the building with
defensive fortifications, tanks, mines and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire
from all appropriate points on the perimeter. Put explosive charges on all the
doors and blow them off, sweep the building, and then level the building.
The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the
building.
The COAST GUARD would drop rescue swimmers on the roof, check for survivors and
abandon the building.
The MERCHANT MARINE would break into the building at night, black out the
windows, import escorts and beer and have a party.
Now which branch do you want to join young man?
From: Josh Reynolds
Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 1:12 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse
The Marines invented a forehead thickener. Great for bouncing bullets, but
harder to get through to them.
Also, the only word they now know is "kill". Everything translates to it.
/s
On Jan 12, 2017 2:00 PM, "Chuck McCown" <[email protected]> wrote:
I think I will invent a skin thickener. Or did the Marine Corps already do
that?
From: That One Guy /sarcasm
Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:58 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse
im going to issue fatwas over the coming year. prepare yourselves. It is an
outrage that my fatwas are considered any less valid than islamic leaders
fatwas. You will all obey and abide. so let it be written, so let it be done
in all seriousness though, the climate is such at this point it would simply be
best that no one does anything, ever, under any circumstances. Look at the
black caucus fist fight brewing with the republicans over the painting
depicting cops as pigs, if that allowed to stay up then they should also
require a painting depicting blacks as apes, women as servants, gays as
perverted clowns, or whatever vile depiction of whatever subgroup you want to
target. We should bulldoze everything into a single global flat surface around
the planet, so no one has any more height than any other
On Thu, Jan 12, 2017 at 1:26 PM, Chuck McCown <[email protected]> wrote:
Yeah Mr. White! You really do have a plan! Yeah science!
From: Gino Villarini
Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:23 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse
The only thing out of place is its name, I think is meant to be politically
incorrect… Atheist do not believe in satan… the mission is good though… more
science is always good!
From: Af <[email protected]> on behalf of Chuck McCown <[email protected]>
Reply-To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Date: Thursday, January 12, 2017 at 1:29 PM
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Subject: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse
>From the news:
Utah’s first After School Satan Club kicked off with an open house Wednesday at
Vista Elementary School.
The club, for children between the ages of 5 and 12, encourages students to
think critically and have a scientific understanding of the world around them,
according to Chalice Blythe, Utah chapter head for The Satanic Temple.
Gino Villarini
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