I thought that last one was the secret service not the merchant marines. On Thu, Jan 12, 2017, 2:25 PM Chuck McCown <[email protected]> wrote:
> The meaning of words. > An oldie but goodie: > > If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different > services would do: > > The NAVY would drain the fluids, cover the windows with plywood, give > everything a lube job, spray fungicide, put out the lights, disconnect the > utilities and lock the doors. > > The ARMY would establish a perimeter, post a guard, surround the building > with defensive fortifications, tanks, mines and concertina wire. > > The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of > fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter. Put explosive charges > on all the doors and blow them off, sweep the building, and then level the > building. > > The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the > building. > > The COAST GUARD would drop rescue swimmers on the roof, check for > survivors and abandon the building. > > The MERCHANT MARINE would break into the building at night, black out the > windows, import escorts and beer and have a party. > > Now which branch do you want to join young man? > > > > > > > From: Josh Reynolds > Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 1:12 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse > > The Marines invented a forehead thickener. Great for bouncing bullets, but > harder to get through to them. > > Also, the only word they now know is "kill". Everything translates to it. > > > /s > > On Jan 12, 2017 2:00 PM, "Chuck McCown" <[email protected]> wrote: > > I think I will invent a skin thickener. Or did the Marine Corps already > do that? > > From: That One Guy /sarcasm > Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:58 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse > > im going to issue fatwas over the coming year. prepare yourselves. It is > an outrage that my fatwas are considered any less valid than islamic > leaders fatwas. You will all obey and abide. so let it be written, so let > it be done > > > in all seriousness though, the climate is such at this point it would > simply be best that no one does anything, ever, under any circumstances. > Look at the black caucus fist fight brewing with the republicans over the > painting depicting cops as pigs, if that allowed to stay up then they > should also require a painting depicting blacks as apes, women as servants, > gays as perverted clowns, or whatever vile depiction of whatever subgroup > you want to target. We should bulldoze everything into a single global flat > surface around the planet, so no one has any more height than any other > > On Thu, Jan 12, 2017 at 1:26 PM, Chuck McCown <[email protected]> wrote: > > Yeah Mr. White! You really do have a plan! Yeah science! > > From: Gino Villarini > Sent: Thursday, January 12, 2017 12:23 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse > > The only thing out of place is its name, I think is meant to be > politically incorrect… Atheist do not believe in satan… the mission is good > though… more science is always good! > > > From: Af <[email protected]> on behalf of Chuck McCown <[email protected] > > > Reply-To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > Date: Thursday, January 12, 2017 at 1:29 PM > To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > Subject: [AFMUG] OT Whadya mean Utah is not diverse > > From the news: > > Utah’s first After School Satan Club kicked off with an open house > Wednesday at Vista Elementary School. > > The club, for children between the ages of 5 and 12, encourages students > to think critically and have a scientific understanding of the world around > them, according to Chalice Blythe, Utah chapter head for The Satanic Temple. > > > > > > > > > > Gino Villarini > > President Metro Office Park #18 Suite 304 Guaynabo, Puerto Rico 00968 > > > > > > > > > -- > > If you only see yourself as part of the team but you don't see your team > as part of yourself you have already failed as part of the team. > >
