When I addressed the Board of Regents of the University of Washington on
December 12, 2019 -- see
https://www.washington.edu/regents/minutes/meeting-minutes-for-2019 -- I
told them that I was protesting against Husky Football brain injuries
because I had spent my adult life studying the human brain and working as
an independent scholar in artificial intelligence (AI). The chairman of the
Board of Regents was at first quite talkative, interrupting me once to
state that he had graduated from our alma mater one year ahead of me, and
interrupting again to admit that he, too, had served in the U.S. Army after
graduation. But he made no further comments as I revealed that I was
loading up the Guest Workstations downstairs in the library with my various
AI programs that think in English and Latin and Russian, so that passers-by
might see the Symbolic AI in action and stop to inspect the software. Those
demos went on for a couple more months, until I made the mistake of
commandeering all seven workstations in a cluster with my AI, and someone
complained, and I was forbidden to load my software onto even a single
workstation.

The software is no good, anyway. It can think and reason with concepts, but
just barely. My main justification for working further on thehopeless
Symbolic AI project is that it gives me something to do in my twilight
years, my Goetterdaemmerung, in the foolhardy hope that somebody smarter
than me and more resourceful than me might take over a branch, a fork, of
the open-source AI project and produce a better thinking Mind and a Truer
AI than my feeble efforts have yielded. So therefore, Friends, Regents,
Countrymen, Yours Truly took the step recently of adding a Live Traffic
Report widget onto about eighty-eight AI webpages so as to see the various
worldwide place from which Netizens were making not the pilgrimage but
perhapsthe boredom-driven homage not to Catalonia but to Mentifex AI. And
the results were astounding, Oh Force Majeure, Oh Avant Garde of the AGI
Anabasis. A secondary page of the Life Traffic report was showing a
Mercator Projection of the known world with little bombshells going off in
real time when an eager AI aficionado landed on one of the 88 AI webpages.
Many visits have been from Russia and from former Soviet Republics of the
former USSR, since your AGI-nogoodnik has been posting his links in the
gotai.net Russian-language AI forum.

Assembled as we are on the most prestigious AGI Mail-List of cyberspace and
noosphere coordinates, we contemplate Symbolic AI as based on words of
natural language serving as symbols representing concepts. In our lousy, no
good, almost worthless AI software that we hope to fob off onto the better
minds and deeper pockets, a word coming into each AI Mind is either
recognized as a known concept or not recognized and therefore treated as a
New Concept.

http://ai.neocities.org/OldConcept.html -- handles old concepts.

http://ai.neocities.org/NewConcept.html -- creates new concepts.

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