For the purposes of this message, 'xkcd' means A(g_64,g_64), where A is the Ackermann function (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackermann_function) and g_64 is Graham's number (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham%27s_number).
If xkcd contains the sequence of digits '314159265', I vote ROOT. Otherwise, I vote MURPHY. ehird