On Sat, 2009-06-13 at 16:09 -0700, Rodlen wrote:
> CoE: I submitted a puzzle last week.
Ah yes, you did. (It was a long time ago...) Here is this week's /other/
Enigma puzzle, "Spam" by Rodlen:
{{{
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}}}
You have one week; good luck everyone!
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ais523
Contestmaster, Enigma
