OK, guys, you heard Dan - let's save it for tomorrow, ok? Rick _____
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:39 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** Chris, you forgot the most important. I've already learned this in my five years of being married. 11. Whatever the problem is, it's always the man's fault. _____ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Chris Woyton Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women: 1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down. 2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50. 3. They smell nicer than we do. 4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some reason. 5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about you...somehow. 6. They just know better....somehow. 7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount about you....somehow. 8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often it's impossible to tell the difference. 9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way, you're in trouble...somehow. 10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the grass. And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it. -CW -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Joe D'Souza Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:37 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** Few men forget anniversaries? The remaining account for a significant 0.00000001 of the male population.. That's probably an improvement from the trend 10 years ago.. -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Chapman, Colin Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:20 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** No one has posted "Top 10 Things Women know about Men" ? I guess #1 is "They don't understand Women" ! Colin _____ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pickering, Christopher Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:15 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** How can anyone defend against the truth? C _____ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Susan Palmer Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2007 3:33 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** I notice no men are refuting the post ..... lol .... :) On 5/15/07, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** 10: 9: 8: 7: 6: 5: 4: 3: 2: 1: Doh !! Regards.Gidd __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
