All of these certainly indicate guys have an issue with elevators .... lol
....

On 5/25/07, William Rentfrow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

This reminds me of a story going round the 'net a few years ago.  It's
credibility is doubtful but it's hilarious.  Here it is, reposted (and
made work friendly) from the infamous "Arborior's IRC logs" (which are
not safe for work):

<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the
same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

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- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha
> in muhmouf?"
>
> - Blow spit bubbles.
>
> - Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
>
> - Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
>
> - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
>
> - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>
> - Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
>
> - Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
>
> - Scatter powertools around your feet and scream into a radio, "I'M
> NOT FINISHED YET! THE CABLE ONLY HAS ONE SCREW!!!"
>
> Regards...Gidd
>
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