All of these certainly indicate guys have an issue with elevators .... lol ....
On 5/25/07, William Rentfrow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
This reminds me of a story going round the 'net a few years ago. It's credibility is doubtful but it's hilarious. Here it is, reposted (and made work friendly) from the infamous "Arborior's IRC logs" (which are not safe for work): <Hiroe> he was dressed as a big devil <Hiroe> like, HUGE costume <Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head <Hiroe> at some anime con in california <Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel <Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space <Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there <Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice -----Original Message----- Wrom: 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- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha > in muhmouf?" > > - Blow spit bubbles. > > - Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. > > - Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." > > - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. > > - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. > > - Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. > > - Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." > > - Scatter powertools around your feet and scream into a radio, "I'M > NOT FINISHED YET! THE CABLE ONLY HAS ONE SCREW!!!" > > Regards...Gidd > > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML > in it___ ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are" _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
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