Now wait a SECOND....
"I KNOW HOW TO UNSCREW A LIGHT BULB ??"
MY .02 CENTS
TGIF
Regards...Gidd
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of L. J. Head
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Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Parenting - An ITIL Based Solution...
No that is a root cause analysis that proposes a fix to the system to
prevent the error from occurring again. There is unfortunately no 'backout
plan' for the change titled 'Birth of a Baby"
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Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Parenting - An ITIL Based Solution...
Mark,
I am aware of several related Incidents logged that have identified that
same Known Error. At least one Problem Investigation has been launched that
has uncovered the same Root Cause spawning several related Change Requests.
You may want to review the Backout Plans associated with the approved Change
Requests. A link to the support page regarding the Backout Plan is also
located below under the heading Backout Plan.
Here is a snippet from the related support web page:
http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm
"Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for
performing Vasectomies. He also enjoys treating patients with metabolic
evolution of kidney stone disease, male endocrine urology disorders,
prostate disease and Peyronie's disease. He has extensive laparoscopy
surgery experience, is on the transplant team and performs Living Donor
Nephrectomy."
BACKOUT PLAN:
>From the page:
http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-elizabeth-houser.htm
"Dr. Houser's special interests include male and female incontinence, male
infertility, and vasectomy reversals..."
HTH
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From: "Blankenship, Mark (Mark)" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:39:51 -0400
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Parenting
> My wife and I did everything we could to child proof our house....
>
> We somehow still had two kids.
>
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> Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Parenting
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>
> **
> Things Adults Learn from Kids
>
> There is no such thing as child-proofing your house If you spray hair
> spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can
> ignite A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
> restaurant If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not
> strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear
> and a superman cape It is strong enough however to spread paint on all
> four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room You should not throw baseballs up
> when the ceiling fan is on When using the ceiling fan as a bat you
> have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit A ceiling
> fan can hit a baseball a long way.
> The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by
> a ceiling fan When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;"
> it's already too late Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
> lots of it A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even
> though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies A
> magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day If you use a
> waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak -
> it explodes A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq
> foot house 4 inches deep Legos will pass through the digestive tract
> of a four year old Duplos will not Play Dough and Microwave should
> never be used in the same sentence Super glue is forever McGyver can
> teach us many things we don't want to know Ditto Tarzan No matter how
> much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water
> Pool filters do not like Jello VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even
> though TV commercials show they do Garbage bags do not make good
> parachutes Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving You
> probably do not want to know what that odor is Always look in the oven
> before you turn it on Plastic toys do not like ovens The fire
> department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time The spin
> cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy It will
> however make cats dizzy Cats throw up twice their body weight when
> dizzy Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry A good sense of
> humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately,
> mostly in retrospect)
>
> Parenting Glossary of Terms
>
> AMNESIA:
> condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex
> again.
> DUMBWAITER:
> one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
> FAMILY PLANNING:
> the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you
> on the edge of financial disaster.
> FEEDBACK:
> the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained
> carrots.
> FULL NAME:
> what you call your child when you're mad at him.
> GRANDPARENTS:
> the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
> sure you're not raising them right.
> HEARSAY:
> what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
> IMPREGNABLE:
> a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
> INDEPENDENT:
> how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
> OW:
> the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
> PRENATAL:
> when your life was still somewhat your own.
> PUDDLE:
> a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
> into it.
> SHOW OFF:
> a child who is more talented than yours.
> STERILIZE:
> what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your
> last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
> TOP BUNK:
> where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
> TWO-MINUTE WARNING:
> when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
> grunting noises.
> VERBAL:
> able to whine in words.
> WHODUNIT:
> none of the kids that live in your house.
>
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