This is how you make up a production server - 1 Cup of Filter Guides 2 Tsp of Active Links (with Run If qualifiers) 512 GB of Wyndows Server (or 4GB of Lynux, your taste preference) 1 - 3 Months of Contract work (Because IT'S M an upgrade, don't you know!) 7 dollars an hour
Put all the above ingredients in a crappy 80286 server, must be a FULL tower system!!) Hold it above your head with both hands, shake vigorously for 3.142 days, while on one foot, chanting - It must work, It has to work, Why isn't it working. Server to upper management immediately before they forget your project... Will server 2 - 50,000 people. Hope this helps Kevin P. ** Thank you for posting this response. I was very close to responding with "Try a ladder" or something equally...unhelpful. -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Sanford, Claire Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 9:14 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: OT - RE How to make a Production Server Up? Is this Friday humor early? Can you give us a little more information? Did you break up with the server? Making up is hard to do! Did it leave you? Was it an old version that felt unsupported? Claire "PE.Sality.MO is killing me... no sleep in 28 hours" Sanford -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of AR_User Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:48 AM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: How to make a Production Server Up? Hello Friends, Will you please tell me how to make a production server up? I don't know how to do this. What I need to take care of and is there any standard procedures? Please help me...I'll be highly grateful to all of you... Thank you very much... -- View this message in context: http://www.nabble.com/How-to-make-a-Production-Server-Up--tp16850458p168 50458.html Sent from the ARS (Action Request System) mailing list archive at Nabble.com. ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" Private and confidential as detailed here: http://www.sug.com/disclaimers/default.htm#Mail . If you --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
