Only in the ways of beer..... and then only when I lost whatever bet it was
that I had made to buy the first round...
8-)
Thu Jun 05 2008 12:14:53 PM CDT from Howard Richter <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> to
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William,
Are you pharmaceutically gifted and if so can you share?
hbr
On 6/5/08, Will Du Chene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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Darn it... Coffee on the keyboard and out the nostrils... Bill!!!
I cannot stop chuckling...
I took a First Responder course a couple of semesters ago. Endotracheal
intubation, MUH, FDGB, CATS, and transoccipital implants otherwise known as
lead overdose syndrome was covered in depth. Good thing that I did not know
about the "PVC Challenge" otherwise I can almost guarantee that I would have
bombed my practicals.
Thu Jun 05 2008 10:45:24 AM CDT from William Rentfrow to
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This is a real memo to Emergency Medical Services staff that was read
by
Michael Feldman on NPR:
According to the records from several emergency rooms, many EMS
narratives
have taken a decidedly creative direction.
"Effective immediately, all EMS workers are to refrain from using
slang or
abbreviations to describe patients.
For example, cardiac patients should not be referred to with MUH
(messed-up
heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking), or HIBGIA
(had it
before; got it again).
Stroke patients are not "Charlie carrots," nor are workers to use
CCFCCP
(cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe patients mental state.
Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to shit), FDGB (fall down--go
boom),
TBC (total body crunch), or "hamburger helper."
Similarly, descriptions of a car crash should not include phrases
such as
"negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration
syndrome."
HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms.
Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not
considered
"pharmaceutically gifted."
Gunshot wounds to the head are not "transoccipital implants."
The homeless are not "urban outdoorsmen," and endotracheal intubation
should
not be called a "PVC challenge."
Do not refer to terminal or recently deceased patients as "paws
up," ART
(assuming room temperature), CC (cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the
drain),
or NLPR (no long-playing records).
I hope you all join me in respecting the diversity of our clients by
using
proper medical terminology in your narratives and log entries.
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