Just remember to share.

On 6/5/08, William Rentfrow <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> ** No, but later this weekend I may enjoy some adult beverages - close
> enough? :)
>
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> *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Howard Richter
> *Sent:* Thursday, June 05, 2008 12:15 PM
> *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> *Subject:* Re: OT: Medical Terminology
>
>
> ** William,
>
> Are you pharmaceutically gifted and if so can you share?
>
> hbr
>
>
>
> On 6/5/08, Will Du Chene <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>>
>> **
>>
>> Darn it... Coffee on the keyboard and out the nostrils... Bill!!!
>>
>> I cannot stop chuckling...
>>
>> I took a First Responder course a couple of semesters ago. Endotracheal
>> intubation, MUH, FDGB, CATS, and transoccipital implants otherwise known as
>> lead overdose syndrome was covered in depth. Good thing that I did not know
>> about the "PVC Challenge" otherwise I can almost guarantee that I would have
>> bombed my practicals.
>>
>>
>>
>>     Thu Jun 05 2008 10:45:24 AM CDT from William Rentfrow to
>> arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
>>     Subject: OT: Medical Terminology
>>
>>     **
>>     This is a real memo to Emergency Medical Services staff that was read
>> by
>>     Michael Feldman on NPR:
>>
>>     According to the records from several emergency rooms, many EMS
>> narratives
>>     have taken a decidedly creative direction.
>>
>>     "Effective immediately, all EMS workers are to refrain from using
>> slang or
>>     abbreviations to describe patients.
>>
>>     For example, cardiac patients should not be referred to with MUH
>> (messed-up
>>     heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking), or HIBGIA (had
>> it
>>     before; got it again).
>>
>>     Stroke patients are not "Charlie carrots," nor are workers to use
>> CCFCCP
>>     (cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe patients mental state.
>>
>>     Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to shit), FDGB (fall down--go
>> boom),
>>     TBC (total body crunch), or "hamburger helper."
>>
>>     Similarly, descriptions of a car crash should not include phrases such
>> as
>>     "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration
>> syndrome."
>>
>>     HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms.
>>
>>     Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not
>>     considered
>>     "pharmaceutically gifted."
>>
>>     Gunshot wounds to the head are not "transoccipital implants."
>>
>>     The homeless are not "urban outdoorsmen," and endotracheal intubation
>> should
>>     not be called a "PVC challenge."
>>
>>     Do not refer to terminal or recently deceased patients as "paws up,"
>> ART
>>     (assuming room temperature), CC (cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the
>>     drain),
>>     or NLPR (no long-playing records).
>>
>>     I hope you all join me in respecting the diversity of our clients by
>> using
>>     proper medical terminology in your narratives and log entries.
>>     ----------------------------------
>>     William Rentfrow, Principal Consultant
>>     [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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