>Lighten up Francis! "You just made the list, buddy."
LMAO On Fri, 1 Jun 2012 08:01:58 -0400, Pat Zandi <remedy...@gmail.com> wrote: >A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the >spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV) > >Lighten up Francis! > >Sent from my iPhone > >On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque <abdulhaqu...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> ** >> what the nonsense subject is that >> "Its friday again......Heaven or Hell???" >> >> this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days..... >> >> >> On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook <remedyr...@gmail.com> wrote: >> ** >> That's funny right there... >> >> Rick >> >> On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, "Rajesh Nair" <rajesh.nair....@gmail.com> wrote: >> ** >> One day while walking down the street a highly successful >> Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul >> arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter >> himself.. >> >> "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it >> seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a >> Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to >> do with you." >> >> "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. >> >> "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let >> you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever >> one you want to spend an eternity in." >> >> "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said >> the woman >> >> "Sorry, we have rules..." >> >> And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went >> down-down-down to hell. >> >> The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green >> of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing >> in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked >> with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They >> ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They >> played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club >> where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. >> >> She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind >> of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having >> such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody >> shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. >> >> The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found >> St. Peter waiting for her. >> >> "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 >> hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had >> great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came >> and got her. >> >> "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you >> must choose your eternity," >> >> The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd >> say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a >> better time in Hell." >> >> So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down >> back to Hell. >> >> When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a >> desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were >> dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. >> >> The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. >> >> "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there >> was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and >> had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends >> look miserable." >> >> The Devil looked at her smiled and told... >> ... >> ... >> .... >> .... >> .... >> "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" >> >> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ >> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ >> >> >> >> -- >> BEST REGARDS >> Abdul Haque >> +966531861850 >> >> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > >_______________________________________________________________________________ >UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org >attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are" > _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
