A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken. (Proverbs 15:13 KJV)
Lighten up Francis! Sent from my iPhone On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14, Abdul Haque <abdulhaqu...@gmail.com> wrote: > ** > what the nonsense subject is that > "Its friday again......Heaven or Hell???" > > this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days..... > > > On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook <remedyr...@gmail.com> wrote: > ** > That's funny right there... > > Rick > > On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, "Rajesh Nair" <rajesh.nair....@gmail.com> wrote: > ** > One day while walking down the street a highly successful > Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul > arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter > himself.. > > "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it > seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a > Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do > with you." > > "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. > > "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let > you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever > one you want to spend an eternity in." > > "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said > the woman > > "Sorry, we have rules..." > > And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went > down-down-down to hell. > > The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of > a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in > front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked > with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They > ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They > played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where > she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. > > She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind > of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having > such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody > shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. > > The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found > St. Peter waiting for her. > > "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 > hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had > great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and > got her. > > "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you > must choose your eternity," > > The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd > say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a > better time in Hell." > > So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down > back to Hell. > > When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a > desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were > dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. > > The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. > > "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there > was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had > a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look > miserable." > > The Devil looked at her smiled and told... > ... > ... > .... > .... > .... > "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" > > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > > > > -- > BEST REGARDS > Abdul Haque > +966531861850 > > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
