[AsburyPark] DeSnide & DeSlippery Doth Protest Too Much

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In reference to DeSnide's &  DeSlippery's characteristic protest:   DeSnide is very adept at using innuendo:       This is the second year in a row Pallone comes to Asbury to kiss Barney Frank's ring....I don't want to think about where Barney Frank wears his ring.... /shudders...I can't make the Baronet tonight. I need a photo for my column. Will pay cash. ...Photo of Frank Pallone and Barney Frank together: $50.00....Photo of them kissing hello: $100.00....Photo of them kissing on the lips: Priceless! Dan referred to the above as  "snide" anti-gay remarks, but   DeSlippery is very adept at backpedaling:      I told you people today wear rings in odd place: lip, nostril, ears. I'll give you a 4th: eyebrows. Pallone kissing anyone on the nostril would make me shudder - say for instance Nancy Pelosi....Accordingly, I made the joke that it would make me shudder (would that not make you shudder?)....There is nothing above that is anti-gay....HOW YOU FOUND SOMETHING "GAY" IN ANY OF THIS     DeSlippery claims he is merely being funny: "I made the joke":    He should learn from the masters who are up front when they lampoon.   E.g., Bill Maher:  New Rule: The next Republican National Convention must be held in a giant closet. Every week, there's a new gay Republican outed. I have a feeling that big tent they're always talking about is in their pants! There are so many Republicans in the closet, their symbol shouldn't be an elephant; it should be a moth!         Cordiali saluti,   ========Original Message======== Subj: [AsburyPark] Re: Tommy - Stop Ducking Date: 10/31/2006 7:54:40 A.M. Eastern Standard Time From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com Sent on:    You are getting upset because I did answer every question. The topic from my first post was about Pallone turning down 8 invitations in a row to help Asbury kids, but has come here 2 years in a row to see Barney Frank (I have a problem with that - too bad you don't). That's a knock against Pallone, not Barney Frank. The imagry I used of Pallone kissing Barney's ring you have already picked up on as metaphorical for kissing the Pope's ring. Using that very common literary device of metaphor, elevating Barney Frank to the status of the Pope in Pallone's mind while he ignores Asbury children is to highlight his lack of priorites. That is in furtherance of the topic - Pallone ignore's Asbury children. Again nothing against Barney Frank there. You asked where I thought Barney could wear his ring that would make me shudder at the thought of a kiss there. I did answer - I told you people today wear rings in odd place: lip, nostril, ears. I'll give you a 4th: eyebrows. Pallone kissing anyone on the nostril would make me shudder - say for instance Nancy Pelosi. Accordingly, I made the joke that it would make me shudder (would that not make you shudder?). There is nothing above that is anti-gay. YOU ARE DUCKING DAN. I answered every question and stated it again above. I ASKED YOU REPEATEDLY HOW YOU FOUND SOMETHING "GAY" IN ANY OF THIS AND YOU WON'T ANSWER! D-u-c-k-i-n-g! You can call into Maureen's show so long as you can find someone to dial the phone for you. I won't be able to stop guys like you from portraying me falsely. --- In [EMAIL PROTECTED]ups.com, "dfsavgny" <[EMAIL PROTECTED].> wrote: > > Tom > > Your answer about Barney Frank makes no sense. When I ask what makes > you shudder to think where Barney Frank wears his ring, you respond > that people, both straight and gay, wear rings in strange places (i.e., > nose, ears, etc.). I think you were referring originally to Pallone > kissing the ring on Barney's finger. When I asked if you shuddered to > think where the Pope may wear hisring(since it is custom to kiss his > ring) you respond that the Pope doesnot wear a nostril ring. So I asked > (which you have not answered) does Barney Frank wear a nostril ring? Is > that what makes you shudder or were you referring to some other placeon > his body? Stop ducking the question and answer point blank what is it > about Barney Frank that led you to make that remark? Will you answer > truthfully? > __._,_.___ SPONSORED LINKS Asbury park nj real estate United state flag Asbury park nj Asbury park real estate United state travel Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___