Very Funny! Did you post that over there?
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "dfsavgny" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "justifiedright" > <justifiedright@> wrote: > > > > This one went up this morning, and has 315 comments by noon. > > > > Please excuse my shameless plug...I'm just happy and want to share > > with my pals. > > > > http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/21/tdeseno_1021/ > > > Congrats Tommy but you like most ideologues, are full of hot air. > Left, Right Up Down. > > Here's my message > > > Dear Red States: > > We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and > we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, > that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, > Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this > split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people > of the new country of New California. > > To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. > We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of > Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get > WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of > America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We > get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay > their fair share. > > Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the > Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a > bunch of single moms. Please be aware that Nuevo California will be > pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens > back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your > evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to > their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show > pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you > success in Iraq , and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not > willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire. > > With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent > of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple > and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of > America's quality wines, 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the > high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living > redwoods, equoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools > plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. With the Red States, on the other > hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans > (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. > mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the > hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent > of all evangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the > University of Georgia. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. > > Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was > actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred > unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44 > percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam > was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you > are people with higher morals then we lefties. > > Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed > they grow in Mexico > > Peace out, > > The Blue States > ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
