Hello Tilok:

This is indeed a nice surprise to see you in the Assam net.
You are absolutely right. This horicane  Isabel (Hori! Hori!, Bisnu! Bisnu!)
has had her effects on the net. There has been carnage, but you know, we are
resilient. We netters will be back with vigor. My opinion is that they are
taking their annual R&R (thats why they are quiet after that dang storm).

About this Court that you intend to setup. I know your affinity for them
large animals (Kangaroo in this case), so I would suggest the name 'Kangaroo
Court'.  Now, contrary to the connotation attached to this - I am just being
fair to the Kangaroo.  This does not reflect badly on this court or the Roo.
My question is why should the poor Roo's name be tarnished like this. We
humans are terrible - we have these connotations for rats, snakes(Hiss!),
Xheial, etc, etc. Like you in most of these cases, I side with the animals.

BTW,  I like your suggestion 'duel into a debate between between Al Gore vs
Al Gore', sounds like Kramer V Kramer or Brown V Board of Ed,  nice ring to
it. But do you think we are cabable of this feat? Most of us would out in
the first few rounds - eh!.

And what about enforcement? You know, we Kharkhows don't like to be cowed
down (apologies to the venerated cow).

What if an imposter gets in to do the damage. How is the court going to nab
imposters?

As I said , its great to have you back (no matter what others may think).
This is really good, I am all for it. Hope you will give my suggestions a
lot of weight.

the best,
Ram da



Good Morning Netters:

What a relief, this quiet in the net, after weeks of mayhem and murder  of
the appearances of peace.
Since appearances could be misleading, this kind of eruptions are of course
not unexpected. How we deal with it is the big question. As a noted LAS, I
deal with it often.  For me it is all in a day's work. But I have sympathy
for all those who were left battered by it like the hurricane Isabel. As you
can imagine, without such empathy, I could not be the immensely successful
shrinkologist I am.

My phone has been ringing off the hook. People have been calling for advice
and counseling. Mostly families of the victims, concerned about their
loved-ones' well being. Occasionaly a  still coherent victim would call too.
But the pain is palpable in the long pauses of silence punctuating the
rambling musings
of the disoriented, savaged by the blitzkrieg.

I am certain my soothing words of comfort, salves of psychobabble and the
miracle of modern medicine
is helping heal the wounded psyches and pummeled prides. But that is not
enough. You folks have to put an end to this recurring nightmare, once and
for all.

How?

Here is my  prescription:

Let there be a duel. Verbal Assam net duel that is. Each side shall elect (
or select) a thoughtful, articulate debator to argue the case for the pros
and cons of the cause. They will be the sacrificial lambs at the altar of
the high gods of community peace. The winner's position shall be binding for
at least five years. It could either be renewed by mutual consent or the
outcome of a new duel reflecting  prevailing conditions of the times.

So how  will you select the debators, sacrifices? Who will qualify?

Easy.

1: Able to express a thought clearly in  ordinary Oxomiya ( in Roman script)
or English.
2: Have a history of respectful dialogue in assam-net or in the markhowa
community, even under extreme needling, egging-on or provocation.
3: Must be one whose personal view is opposite of the position she/he will
be required to promote and defend in ordert to ensure intellectual integrity
of the debate.
4: Whereas the aforementioned Article 3 might rob the sacrifice of its
passions and turn the duel into a debate between between Al Gore vs Al Gore,
we submit the following fix for it: If they make lackluster or disingenuous
arguments we will unleash the
wrath of the COURT. See composition and rules of the COURT below.
5: At the end of the debate an internet poll shall be conducted by Badul--I
mean Babul 6o6oi to determine who won.
6:To prevent vote-rigging, previously nabbed-red handed  vote-riggers shall
be taken into protective custody with assistance from Homeland Security .
7: The debate will be moderated by a three person panel consisting of  two
respected elders and a
widely reviled one. Any violation shall be referred to the COURT.
8: All creeppy-crawley critters shall be prohibited from the arena or forum
or agora, as the case maybe.

The COURT:

1: The COURT shall consist of one person who shall have at  least one PhD
degree
( does not matter on what subject ).
2: The C shall interpret, prosecute, judge,deliver verdicts and mete out
punishment in accordance with the letter of Kamrupi ethic as espoused in a
paper written by a famed Kamrupi  Vaishnav Bhokot  in the last issue of
Luitor Pora Mississippi magazine, whose motto could be fairly described as
do as I preach and not as I practise. This shall be the Hammurabi's Code for
the net debate.
3: The COURT also shall serve as the language police of the debate. Any
violation of  decorum
by the use of words , phrases, colloquialisms or other attributes of manners
of speech, whether actually offensive or merely incomprehensible to the C
and/or as supported and/or interpreted by such authorities as BB, BC , TK
and others , regardless of whether they are actual current members of Assam
net or expelled under disgrace ex-netters sneaking into the debating duel.
4: Punishment for the guilty shall include, but not be limited to, being
called names by the COURT using terms describing human excretarory functions
for the rest of the perpetrators' natural lives and other enlightened
Kamrupi ethical ways, including the Brit tradition of lighting up Guy Fawkes
effigies as an annual tradition.



What do you think folks? Is it a deal or what?


I remain, in insufferable servitude to my fellow men's mental well being:

Dr. T, FLAS

Dog Patch
The High Ozarks, AK

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