Dear Saloi:

It was nice to hear from you again. You have been awful quiet for a very long time. I am not complaining however. The fact is that we enjoyed your being absence.

Please help me out of this group!!!!!


*** I would be delighted to help out, if I could. Unfortunately I don't have the keys to the cell-block where you have been held prisoner. But I thought you got the boot once. Did you sneak in again like the 'nirgot' you must be? That would be understandable. As the 'proboson' goes, "swre nere swr porkiti, kukure nere sai, jar ji porkiti, morilew logote jai'.

 >I begged everyone, I did everything I
could to get out of this stupid site but to no avail.

*** Tsk, tsk! My heart goes out for you. I am sure other netters' too. But I think you did not beg hard enough. You need to grovel at the feet of the warden
with tail firmly tucked between hind legs. Try that, you might get lucky.



 > Everytime I log
in, I get whole lot of shit in my mails.


*** Again, that too is understandable. What did you expect? A gourmet meal?
'Bawna hoi sondroloi hat melise apuni'.Obviously you have been getting what you deserve, don't you realize?



 >I dont know
who has all the time to write so much shit and that
also so frequently.

*** Yes, we understand. With your obviously confined and underexposed upbringing
no one would expect you to know any better. I would suggest you stop wondering about such deep and mysterious topics. Why bring on headaches unnecessarily?
That would be like the complaint of 'muror bix' from a 'mur naikia'.


 >I am requesting you
`cause I get the maximum mails from you and one more
cranky guy named Ram Sarangapani.


*** Have you considered offering an appropriate kind of 'puja' to us? With the right amount of dokkhina, we might consider pleading your case to the powers that be.



 >Next time I get one more mail, I will make sure that
you all guys get to hear the choicest of gaalis and
that too in assamese.


*** Is that a promise or a threat?



>So if you want to spare
yourself, get that stupid admintrator of your site to
look into it.


*** See the para above.


Thank you once again.

*** Don't mention it. The pleasure is all mine.


 >And by the
way, please have a check on the trash you guys write
sitting in US of which HELL.

*** Looks like you need some help with language skills too. But again, with the right kind of 'dokkhina', we might consider helping you.



 >I never knew you guys in
US had so much of free time.

*** You lean something everyday, don't you? See you are making progress. Why do you think they call the US the land of milk and honey? And ghee too.



 >Do something better
instead of all that crap


*** Ordinarily I might ask someone making such suggestions as to what might be better? But in your case, I should not burden you with anything that might
send you off to the deep end. I think you need your head examined. Our Goru Daktor, Tilok from DogPatch, could do you wonders. If you want I will be pleased to refer you to him.



cm





At 8:44 AM -0800 3/9/05, pranab saloi wrote:
Dear Chan Mahanta
   Please help me out of this group!!!!! I am sick of
it. I just logged into it once by mistake and now its
not leaving me. I begged everyone, I did everything I
could to get out of this stupid site but to no avail.
Its blocking my inbox like hell!!!  Everytime I log
in, I get whole lot of shit in my mails. I dont know
who has all the time to write so much shit and that
also so frequently. I guess you all guys out there
have no jobs except writing stupid mails. So please
spare me and get me out of it. I am requesting you
`cause I get the maximum mails from you and one more
cranky guy named Ram Sarangapani. Please help me!!!!!
Next time I get one more mail, I will make sure that
you all guys get to hear the choicest of gaalis and
that too in assamese. So if you want to spare
yourself, get that stupid admintrator of your site to
look into it. Thank you once again. Bye. And by the
way, please have a check on the trash you guys write
sitting in US of which HELL. I never knew you guys in
US had so much of free time. Do something better
instead of all that crap
                                     Pranab
--- Chan Mahanta <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

 This is a juicy one :-).

 cm




Goa - a Symbol of Wider Malaise Inder Malhotra

 What  has gone on in Goa over the last few days is a
 shame not only
 on that  tiny and
   notoriously unstable State but also on the country
 as a whole,
 especially on its political class. To say this does
 not absolve the
 actors in the sordid drama in Panaji from blame, but
 the depressing
 fact  remains that the Goa goings-on are a symbol of
 a wider and
 deeper  disease afflicting the entire polity. Sadly,
 the way things
 are going  the chronic malaise looks like becoming
 incurable.

 To put the matter  bluntly, every political party,
 big or small,
 without any exception whatsoever, has become the
 perpetrator of a
 twofold perversion of the  democratic system. In the
 first place, all
 political parties have  conspired to destroy any
 respect for rule of
 law, constitutional  niceties and political
 proprieties. The
 objective of each one of them is  to win the
 election, by hook or by
 crook, and having done so to hold on  to power any
 way it can.
 Consequently, by a cruel quirk of irony, the  ruling
 doctrine of the
 world's largest democracy has boiled down to  the
 monstrosity that,
 as in love and war, everything is fair in the
 struggle for power.

 The second element in  the political perversity is
 the unfailing
 adherence by every political formation to double
 standards. When in
 the Opposition, every party  pretends to be
 high-minded about
 democratic norms and their inevitable  violation by
 the ruling party
 or combination. But when in office and  power, the
 same party or set
 of parties does exactly the opposite of  what it
 preaches during its
 years in the wilderness.

 Witness the loud  protests by the BJP leaders,
 headed by the party
 president, Mr LK Advani,  against the "murder of
 democracy" in Goa
 and their exhortation  to the people across the
 country to rise
 against this "crime."  Equally remarkably, the
 Congress that had
 raised hell against similar  actions by the BJP-led
 Government in New
 Delhi in the past is busy  justifying its ugly
 action in Goa. Indeed,
 it is cursing the Goa BJP for  having "thrown to the
 winds" all
 democratic values and  conventions.

This having been said, it must be added that the
> scandalous
 developments in Goa are not without  a specific
 flavour of their own.
 For one thing, Goa has disproved as  complete
 nonsense the widespread
 belief that the phenomenon of aya  Rams and gaya
 Rams or the brisk
 sale and purchase of  legislators is confined to
 States like Haryana,
 Bihar or UP that are  illiterate, caste-ridden, poor
 and known for
 cosy partnership between  criminals and politicians.
 Here is Goa,
 with 98 per cent rate of  literacy and a relatively
 high standard of
 living, and yet its political  record is as abysmal
 as that of BIMARU
 States.

 Indeed, in some  respects the performance of Goa's
 politicians is
 worse. In Bihar, for instance, Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav
 has ruled for 15
 years either directly or  by proxy from behind his
 wife's Chief
 Ministerial chair. In Goa,  during the same period,
 there have been
 15 different ministries. The  underlying reason is
 the precarious
 balance between the two principal  parties - the
 Congress and the BJP
 - compounded by the proclivities  of splinter
 parties and
 Independents to make hay while the sun shines.  As
 so many have
 already underscored, the previous Ministry was
 brought  down by the
 self-same Mr Manohar Parrikar, the dismissed Chief
 Minister  who is
 busy decrying his unfair removal. An IIT graduate,
 he had a  rather
 good reputation so far, especially compared to the
> newly appointed
 Chief Minister, Mr Pratap Singh Rane, but no longer.
 For, Mr
 Parrikar has been an unabashed accomplice in the
 gross political and
 constitutional wrong committed by the Speaker, Mr
 Vishwas Satwarkar.
 To  say that the manner in which Mr Satwarkar first
 threw out an MLA
 and  then so manipulated the proceedings as to
 reduce the "floor
 test" of Mr Parrikar's majority to a farce would be
 the
 understatement of the decade.

 So far, so bad, and one  can even understand the
 Congress party's
 indignation against Mr Satwarkar. But nothing can be
 more ridiculous
 than the Congress'  absurd claim that after the
 Speaker had committed
 the "original  sin," the Goa Governor, Mr SC Jamir,
 only "did his
 duty"  in instantly sacking Mr Parrikar and swearing
 in the Congress
 party's  Mr Rane as Chief Minister. The period of a
 whole month given
 to new CM  to cobble a majority seems rather
 generous, compared with
 the Governor's  earlier insistence that Mr Parrikar
 could not be
 given 72 hours to prove  his majority in the
 legislature and that
 this exercise should be  completed within 48 hours.

 The role of the Central  leadership of the Congress
 and that of the
 Union Government has also  been dubious and
 deplorable. In fact, it
 is no exaggeration to say that  at every step the
 Goa Governor
 appeared to be acting at New Delhi's  dictates, as
 always in the past
 whenever the ruling party at the Centre  has chosen
 to oust a State
 government of a different party or  combination. The
 presence of the
 Union Minister, Mr Priya Ranjan Das Munshi at the
 Raj Bhavan in
 Panaji all through the Goa vaudeville speaks  for
 itself.

 It is also obvious that  some legal brains were hard
 at work in
 devising the plan to remove Mr  Parrikar. For had Mr
 Jamir taken
 recourse to Article 356 to get rid of  the BJP-led
 Goa Ministry, the
 Union Government and the Congress would  almost
 certainly have
 courted double trouble. One, to get the
 proclamation under this
 Article approved by the Rajya Sabha could have  been
 problematic.
 Secondly, and more importantly, the Supreme Court
 would have
 immediately invalidated the Governor's action
 because it  runs
 palpably counter to the apex court's long-standing
 judgement in  the
 Bommai case.

 The Governor's  invocation of Article 164 of the
 Constitution and
 withdrawal of his "pleasure" from the Parrikar
 Ministry is also an
 arbitrary  violation of the Constitution. But so far
 the higher
 judiciary has had  no occasion to adjudicate this
> kind of misuse of
 the Governor's  powers. The Congress is thus smug in
 the
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