Re: Funniest moments of your life
I'm reminded of a story I probably regret if I don't share.
So my family like messing around and we come up with crazy jokes from time to time. My mom in particular likes jokingly bragging about her beauty and stuff for fun.
That day, she was on with her usual bragging and said even her pussy smelled so good my dad fell in love with her.
I was like alright you say that, I have one thing to counter your theory there.
She said oh you know you were born out of my beautiful pussy, and if you're beautiful then it's because you're created by a person of beauty that's of course me.
Then I said alright, so big sis was born green and I was born yellow. We were both born prematurely because of that stupid miscarriage you had. We were suffocated, nearly suffered anoxic brain injury when we were out of your womb. What do you think is the cause of why we had to suffocate so much? Isn't that because we had to hold our breath coming all the way out? How can your pussy smell so nice if we had to hold our breath like that?
Of course she feebly tried to prove me wrong, but dad was too caught up in the joke that he ended up defending me instead. And of course, it can be concluded by both me and dad that mom had terrible pussy me and big sis literally held our breath all the way out.
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