Re: oh darn, by rory
I'm going to make a game, called Oh fucking god damn shit ass mother fucker! In this game, you will have to run forward and backward, jumping the rising rocks and ducking the falling cannon balls. Oh, and I might put random cats on the map that bark at you, as well as pits that catapult you up into the jaws of a cannon on the ceiling when you step in them. And then you get fired out of the cannon like a circus clown, only you're not trained so you break your neck when you hit the ground. And then we have the power ups:
super speed... decrease,
invinsibility... to health items,
pit cover... area expansion,
rock storm... reprieve for 25 seconds before they all rise around you for the rest of the game.
Oh and if you survive for longer than 3 minutes, you lose all your points, and get a chance to post on the scoreboard. Yes, the game will end and let you post your 0 points to the board. Die though? And you get to maintain your score, but you only get to post it if it is not in your local top 10. It has to be lower. Haha!
Mother... fucker!
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