Istri programmer Juga
jangan menyesal kalau punya suami IT, Makanya perhatikan baik-baik
percakapan antara
seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer, bales aja
jawabannya:
Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya
logged in."
Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Istri : Try again later..
Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!
Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Istri : Statement unterminate until at end of line..
Istri: Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?
Suami: Variable not found...
Istri : Find and replace..
Istri: OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja
sendiri
aja.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Istri : Make sure the disk not full
Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya
main-main saja?
Suami: Too many parameters...
Istri : You must type the correct syntax..
Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang "idiot" sepertimu.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Istri :
Istri: Kamu tidak berguna.
Suami: It,s by Default.
Istri : Illegal Character
Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Istri : Function does not end with RETURN
Istri: Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?
Suami: Unknown Virus
Istri : Close control structure and value
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