Ibu Endra...
Menurut saya paparan tersebut adalah gambaran profil
teletubbies yang merupakan pelengkap atau pengantar
untuk penonton dan reviewer. Teletubbies tetap tokoh
fiktif... Rasanya nggak mungkin ada binatang yang
kemana-mana membawa-bawa televisi yang notabene buatan
manusia.
BTW, thanks untuk posting profil teletubbiesnya.
Ummi Salamah
--- Endra Wimajanti <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Halo,
>
> Selama ini saya beranggapan kalau sosok Teletubbies
> adalah makhluk rekaan alias fiktif belaka. Tapi,
> dari hasil 'jalan-2', saya dapat artikel kalau
> memang ada makhluk hidup Teletubby yg tinggal di
> Canada, daratan Afrika Utara dan Bristol.
>
> Saya yang salah baca, salah ambil kesimpulan atau
> bagaimana ? Berikut saya copykan artikelnya,
> beritahu saya ya apa kesimpulannya.
>
> Endra
> Everything you see here is true.
>
>
> by Chris Chapman
>
> Millions of fans watch the BBC2 children's show
> Teletubbies every day. But behind the television
> facade lies an amazing story.
>
> Very few people know that the programme was
> originally shot by the BBC Natural History
> department to show as a fascinating true life
> documentary series on Tuesday nights on BBC1. It was
> to be called "Tinky Winky and Company: Life with the
> Teletubbies".
>
> "We really bonded with the Teletubbies." says
> Assistant Scooter Sound FX man Simon Liszt in an
> exclusive interview with Palindrome. "They accepted
> us straight away. They'd interact, and play little
> games with us. It was great fun."
>
> The entire crew had a great time making the series,
> and expectations of audience response were high.
>
> "We knew from the start the show would be a sure
> ratings winner - it was going out against The Bill.
> We expected it to be one of the most popular
> non-fiction series of the year."
>
> However, due to a massive mix-up in scheduling,
> "Life with the Teletubbies" was put in a BBC2
> children's morning slot. As the programme was too
> close to reschedule, it was retained as part of
> Children's BBC. It had to be modified - all scenes
> with David Attenborough were cut, and the brutal
> scene of Po being ripped to pieces by a
> malfunctioning Nu Nu was removed, but most of the
> footage survived intact. The BBC engaged in a huge
> cover-up, fabricating production crew and news
> stories, and to this day still maintains that
> Teletubbies is a fictional childrens show. The
> program's success has meant prolonging the show's
> run, forcing filming of new footage by the Natural
> History unit, and massive recycling of old footage.
>
> Below, available to the public for the first time,
> are detailed notes on the Teletubby species,
> assembled from observations and annotations created
> by the show's film unit.
>
>
> Teletubby (Tubbis tele)
> This mysterious species is still largely
> unknown to modern science, due to its
> inaccessibility (it is only found in certain parts
> of Canada, the north African plains and Bristol city
> centre).
>
>
>
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>
>
> Appearance
> Teletubbies are typically around 1.2 - 1.6
> metres tall, and humanoid. Coloration is varied, but
> always garish. Movement is clumsy - similar to that
> of a small person in a highly restrictive outfit.
>
> All Teletubbies have a cranial protrusion that
> extends vertically and can vary widely in shape and
> size between different specimens. Its purpose is
> uncertain but it has been seen to glow on activation
> of the abdominal television, leading some experts to
> speculate that it is some form of signal receiving
> apparatus.
>
> Teletubbies can also be identified by the
> unending stream of nonsense emerging from their
> mouths. Identification on this criterion alone,
> however, is not recommended, as there is a
> possibility of confusion with the GMTV presenter
> (Homo moronis).
>
>
>
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>
>
> Social Structure
> Teletubbies typically live in groups of four
> in a communal dwelling. No family connections have
> been observed within groups and each group seems to
> be totally isolated from other groups and, indeed,
> from the rest of the world. This restricted gene
> pool goes some way to explaining the behaviour of
> modern Teletubbies.
>
> The preferred environment for a Teletubby
> dwelling is among many gentle, undulating and very
> strange looking hillocks. Colonies of rabbits are
> usually to be found near the dwelling - the
> relationship between these and the Teletubbies is
> not known. Also, near a Teletubby residence there
> seems to be a much greater incidence of poor
> computer-generated special effects. It never rains
> near a Teletubby dwelling.
>
> Teletubby residences are sparsely furnished,
> with one table and a number of small beds. They
> utilise some form of advanced spatial distorting
> technology enabling the interior to be significantly
> larger than the exterior.
>
>
>
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>
>
> Anatomy
> The Teletubby species is perhaps unique in the
> animal kingdom - it is the only known species with a
> fully functional audio-visual hardware system
> integrated into the body.
>
> There is a television screen in the abdominal
> area, and somewhere near the surface of the skin
> there must be concealed speakers. The audio-visual
> system is capable of replaying a previously shown
> sequence upon the voice command 'again'. No other
> commands have been seen to be used.
>
> The content of the transmissions appears to be
> fairly bland and formulaic, but Teletubbies derive
> obvious pleasure from watching it twice.
>
> It seems that only one screen can be active at
> a time in any Teletubby group. The Teletubby whose
> screen is active at that time generally seems to
> experience pleasure, which is strange because that
> Teletubby, looking at the screen from a sharp angle
> and upside down, has the worst view of the group.
>
> Another prominent anatomical feature runs down
> the top half of the rear of the Teletubby torso: it
> appears to be some form of zip fastening device. Its
> purpose is unknown and it has never been seen to be
> used.
>
>
>
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>
>
> Social Behaviour
> Teletubbies are highly social creatures that
> seem to perform no function or action except
> recreation. Common Teletubby social activities
> include playing with balls or scooters, executing
> highly choreographed dance routines, or trampling
> innocent rabbits.
>
>
>
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>
>
> Reproduction
> Teletubbies, although frequently naked, have
> no visible sexual organs, and indeed there seems to
> be no way to ascertain gender visually. However, as
> with humans, there do seem to be two genders, but it
> is not atypical for a Teletubby of one sex to act in
> ways humans would interpret as strange for that sex.
> One male Teletubby has been observed openly carrying
> a women's handbag, and in secret indulges in flower
> arranging and wearing women's undergarments.
>
> The actual act of Teletubby procreation has
> never been observed, although several mating rituals
> have been recorded. A common one involves two
> Teletubbies running towards each other, then
> colliding in mid-air. The significance of this
> ritual is unknown.
>
>
>
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>
>
> Food
> All Teletubbies currently observed seem to
> ingest a substance known as 'tubbytoast', which is
> always
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