Isn't that just so so thoughtful of Pat to try to teach Buddy to howl whenever he hears a bird sing? You see, I have one of those clocks that chirp every hour -- except, Pat, at night. These clocks are light sensitive.
I'll ask Vilma to train Brew to howl every hour on the hour. Then, when Brew arrives at your house, you can select what hour you wish to rise from your bed. Vilma dear, do this and I will supply you with good mellow Cabernets at the next Specialty. Trust me. No one is more thoughtful than me. blink, blink, Maria
