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[A collection of men's thoughts on their women.]****** **** She has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies! And all I can see is her butt. --Howard, Dodge City, Kan.**** **** **** What's mine is hers. I buy her negligees; she sleeps in my T-shirts. When she's cold she wears my wool socks to bed, never her own. She steals my half-used razors; new ones are too sharp. She even wears my boxers. I'm tempted to switch to briefs just to see what she'd do. --Dave, Martha's Vineyard, Mass. She makes lists. Things to buy. Things to do. People to call. If it's not on the list, it doesn't get done. Once, to be funny, I put "s*ex" on the list. Mistake. Now it has to be on the list, or it doesn't get done. --Nick, Wheeling, W.Va.**** **** **** When she gets an idea in her head, there's no stopping her. And no rest for anyone until it's done. It's not so bad when the idea is to bake cookies, or even to go on vacation. But when it's to build a new house, or to get pregnant, things get pretty intense. --Jim, Minneapolis**** **** **** She'll brush her teeth but she won't go to the dentist. She says she's not afraid of the pain, she just doesn't want to put herself in the hands of any fellow who'd choose to be a dentist. --Terence, Gary, Ind.**** **** **** She's stopped shaving her legs. She says that now .. Read continue<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/humor/417-i-love-her,-but.html> …**** **** ** ** **** -- if you find this message in your spam folder. please tick this massage as not spam so you will be able to receive our daily mails normally. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Group. For more options, visit your group page at https://groups.google.com/
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