JUDGE'S JOLT

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A divorce scene was getting rough and hot between husband and wife before
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 Wife argued fiercely, "Your honor I kept child in this womb for nine long
months, brought baby out with pain and suffering, then whose baby it is?"***
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 The judge looks at fuming husband and asked, "What do you have to say
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 The husband thundered, "Your honor, if I insert a dollar in cola vending
machine's hole and a can of cola drops, whose cola is it? Machine's or mine?
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 Wife would not accept this and replied, "Sir Judge, it was my bottle of
milk and if some one injected his couple drops of yogurt maker mix then
whose yogurt it is? Big milk-maker's or a small drop
pusher's?****<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/411-judge-s-jolt.html>

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 Husband replied, "Yes Judge but listen to me, when I pushed a letter in
typewriter, jumped and danced hard pressing all the excitable keys to print
the letter, then whose letter it is? Mine or
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 Judge was loosing his brain and yelled, "You knucklehead instead of using
typewriter if you had used your handwritten note, none of these would
have<http://www.apunkaweb.com/text/jokes/411-judge-s-jolt.html>happened."
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