someone write it damit! ----- Original Message ----- From: "ken downey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:54 PM Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed
> Here are some of the high points of the game. > 1. A dorky, retarded man who's singing decreases your mental health, > energy, and stamina. Be careful, 'cuz he's lining up the shopping carts and > his big dream is to run you over. Stun him and take his car keys so he > won't cause accidents on his way home. Don't let his weird singing fool > you--he's one dangerous dude. > 2. Whiny brats demanding candy, gum, and other sweets who make you lose > self-control. This effects aiming. A courtesy phone across the backside > should shut 'em up. If not, duct tape is yours for the finding. > 3. Beware the lousy food at the snack booth. It'll sap health points and > have you sitting on the toilet moaning for hours while the fun happens. > 4. Every once in a while, a woman, singing in a horrific voice, can be > found outside the Wallmart ringing a bell for the salvation army. Her > murder gives you an extra hundred thousand points, not to mention the > monetary bonus. > 5. Avoid the unloaders, lest they drop hundred-pound boxes of dog food and > furniture on your toes. This will immobilize you for ten to thirty seconds. > You'll know them by the cursing and toking you hear while you roam the back > rooms. > 6. Damage of inventory is both rewarding in points increase and the > maniacal pleasure of hearing, "clean up in isle five," and knowing you're > the cause. If you successfully waylay the custodians as they clean up your > mess, you can laugh as the drunk old man slips and falls in the mess you > left. > 7. Best of all, get out there and go hunting. What you're after is horses. > Disable each horse and receive an extra million points--but be careful, as > an army of screaming and determined brats block your way. If you hurt them, > you are arrested. You can, however, put the little brutish beasties over > your knee and give 'em what for. > If you make it this far, you're ready for the bonus level, satirically > called "the bull in the china shop." > . With nothing in your way, you wander the isles with your trusty baseball > bat and smash everything you can, turn up the stereo systems to full blast > to scare the kiddies that come in the next day, let any pets out of their > cages, tremendously mark up all prices, and, of course, obliterate the musac > system. Failing to do the last takes your points to negative > 100000000000000000. > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "allan thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 1:19 PM > Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > > > > Hey, perhaps walmart could be one of the levels of shades of doom... > > Just think of it, you fight the maniacle laughing greeters who roll > > dangerous shopping carts at you, you fight through crowds of bloodthirsty > > consumers in a battle to the death for that lowest price. in the pet > > section, you could buy and train hamsters to deliver high explosive mines > > to > > blow the top off of the lay away dungeons, and last of all...the manager > > blue smocks, trained at birth to obfuscate truth, justice and the american > > way thru a regime of ninjitsu and taibo! > > new weapons could be the price gun, box cutters, courtesy phones (russel > > crowe made the telephone the weapon it is today), and the blank hapless > > star > > of brain sucked employees who don't know where anything is in the store > > except for their paychecks and break room. > > > > buy it now at any conveniant walmart. If you don't know where your local > > walmart is, just throw a rock, you'll hit one. > > > > sorry, just had the visual in my head and it had to be written. > > allan > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Thomas Ward" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[email protected]> > > Sent: Friday, December 30, 2005 12:32 PM > > Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > > > > > >> Hi, James. > >> We don't need to give Wal-Mart any more ideas. They are already the > >> store Empire of the U.S. They got that way by cutting there prices low > >> enough to put everyone out of business, or to put there compitition at a > >> stand still. Smile. > >> > >> James from Alchemy wrote: > >>> Wow.. I wish I could buy a 2006 Mitsubishi Eclipse at Wal Mart! *grin* > >>> > >>> -----Original Message----- > >>> From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>> On > >>> Behalf Of J-Squared > >>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 8:52 PM > >>> To: [email protected] > >>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > >>> > >>> Perhaps it's the price chopping of Walmart? > >>> It very well could be, the way Walmart prices items. > >>> I would guess that $25 is closer to the retail, as the Bop It and other > >>> games on the braillegifts site are also priced at retail. > >>> > >>> ----- Original Message ----- > >>> From: "ken downey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >>> To: <[email protected]> > >>> Sent: Wednesday, November 23, 2005 11:46 PM > >>> Subject: Re: audyssey: what have I missed > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>> There's a new product called K-ball which is like a Rubick's cube. I'm > >>>> a > >>>> bit ticked, because again we have an example of the price gouging of > >>>> the > >>>> blind. At www.braillegifts.com you can buy it for the stunningly high > >>>> > >>> price > >>> > >>>> of $25, while at Wallmart you can buy it for $10. > >>>> ----- Original Message ----- > >>>> From: "shaun everiss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >>>> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > >>>> > >>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > >>> > >>>> <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; > >>>> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >>>> Sent: Thursday, December 29, 2005 6:52 AM > >>>> Subject: audyssey: what have I missed > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>> Hi all. > >>>>> yahoo has reset my account. > >>>>> At this stage it seems ok. > >>>>> for now. > >>>>> anyway what have I missed during the last 2 days? > >>>>> any new games, proeducts, etc. > >>>>> Note aht I am posting to all lists. > >>>>> So you will get messages from me. > >>>>> I have told yahoo again about my ssl connection. > >>>>> Hopefully the systems don't fail in 3 days, if they do, I will be not > >>>>> coming back till ssl is turned off again. > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> -- > >>>>> No virus found in this outgoing message. > >>>>> Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > >>>>> Version: 7.1.371 / Virus Database: 267.14.8/215 - Release Date: > >>>>> > >>> 27/12/2005 > >>> > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> to leave send a blank Email to: > >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>>> You can contact the list owners/moderators by Emailing > >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>>> to go nomail send a blank message to: > >>>>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >>>>> change "nomail" to "normal" to resume messages. > >>>>> Yahoo! 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