At 06:05 PM 11/9/02, Robert Seeberger wrote:
----- Original Message ----- From: "Julia Thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, November 09, 2002 5:24 PM Subject: Re: Contraception and Wedding Nights Re: science Vs religion> Robert Seeberger wrote: > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "John D. Giorgis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Saturday, November 09, 2002 4:43 PM > > Subject: Re: Contraception and Wedding Nights Re: science Vs religion > > > > > At 04:25 PM 11/9/2002 -0600 Robert Seeberger wrote: > > > >John, the women are going to beat a path to your door! > > > ><G> > > > > > > Given that I look for women among a realtively narrow pool of Catholics, > > > odds are that they have an opinion about NFP long before I have met them. > > > > > > And a thermometer is no less romantic than a condom..... indeed, I'd argue > > > that it is much moreso. > > > > > Condoms are as about as romantic as barium enemas. > > OK, I haven't had a barium *enema*, but a condom ranks a little above a > barium drink on the romance scale, IMO. (I couldn't stand strawberry > milkshakes for more than a year after that....) Then again, I'm not the > one wearing it. (Have you had a barium enema?) Yes I have had a barium enema. And 45 minutes later I had a proctoscope shoved about 12 feet past my sphincter. Not one of my better days I assure you.<G>
Actually, that was my first idea for a parody of the Fetal-Fotos franchise: a "Fecal-Fotos" franchise where you go to a store in the mall and take home a videotape of your colonoscopy . . .
(What do you mean, such a store would probably go broke the first week?)
--Ronn! :)
"Bathroom humor is an American-Standard."
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