On Fri, 21 Feb 2003, Ronn!Blankenship wrote: > As was mine. If you'll look carefully at my "rant," you'll notice that I > tried hard to be equally hard on extremists on both sides of the issue.
Mm hm. It did seem like a sincerely asked question, though. > >liberal version NRA - call it the Commie-Queer Bleeding Heart Rifle > >Association - would perform the positive functions of the NRA with respect > >to sport and safety without crawling into bed with the NRA's political > >bedfellows. > > So when are you going to tell us how to join? Send me a check for $29.95, and in addition to your own genuine inkjet-printed membership card to the Commie-Queer Bleeding Heart Rifle Association, you'll also get FREE with your membership an official CQBHRA T-shirt with the slogan, "I'm Black/White/Brown/Yellow/Red/Peach-ish/ Coffee-colored/Left-Leaning/Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Transgendered/anti-fundamentalist/ anti-groupthink/pro-pleasure/pro-individual/pro-society and I have a gun. BOO!!" DISCLAIMER: Members of the CQBHRA are not required to be communist or queer, but you might get invited to some interesting parties if you are. Membership in the CQBHRA does not guarantee bleeding but leaving a gun where a child can reach it might. Recent intellectual property rulings state that receiving an idea of a t-shirt is equivalent to receiving a t-shirt itself, so members will not receive an actual t-shirt; rather, they will be licensed to produce one t-shirt with the CQBHRA slogan per fully paid membership fee. Shooting the piano player is permitted only after the third performance of "The Entertainer" in an evening. Shooting the bagpipe player is never permitted; however, ravishing the bagpipe player is encouraged as an alternative means of stopping him or her playing according to the 2001 Act in Support of the Performing Arts as passed by the Scottish Parliament. To discourage road rage, use public transportation. To discourage public transportation rage, let fellow passengers see the grip of the "concealed" Sig Sauer poking from your stylishly half-opened jacket. There is no sex in the Champagne Room and nobody will give you one hundred dollars for responding to their e-mail. Possession of elected office does not guarantee election. George Lucas's beard hasn't fooled anyone into thinking that's actually his neck down there since 1983. Yes, I am a pervy Hobbit-fancier, but there's nothing wrong with that. Sam will probably kill me. Marvin Long Austin, Texas Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Poindexter & Ashcroft, LLP (Formerly the USA) http://www.breakyourchains.org/john_poindexter.htm _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
