Robert G. Seeberger wrote:
> http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
My results look awfully similar:
Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics Stop caring!
Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Free BSD (95%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Japan (90%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (65%) Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Brand Names (85%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%) Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. ______________________________________________________________________ Steve Sloan ......... Huntsville, Alabama =========> [EMAIL PROTECTED] Brin-L list pages .............................. http://www.brin-l.org Science Fiction-themed online store ..... http://www.sloan3d.com/store Chmeee's 3D Objects .................... http://www.sloan3d.com/chmeee 3D and Drawing Galleries .................. http://www.sloansteady.com Software ................ Science Fiction, Science, and Computer Links Science fiction scans ......................... http://www.sloan3d.com _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
