On Aug 22, 2005, at 10:09 PM, Warren Ockrassa wrote:

On Aug 22, 2005, at 10:02 PM, Maru Dubshinki wrote:


Thusly, we must change the "role"
which toilet paper plays to clean other areas, such as the nostrils,
or the mouth, other bodily orifices.


Oh, I see, so its proper role, according to you, is cleaning? What a typically phallocentric white-male view. I suppose you expect it to be barefoot and pregnant besides!

And by the way, it's NOT "toilet paper". Toilet paper is the name given to it by its oppressors. It's REALLY "ribbon-formed tree pulp" (RFTP).

If you were REALLY interested in RFTP liberation, you'd be refusing to put ANY role distinctions on it. Only by being unroled can RFTP be truly free to reach the lengths of its potential.

Sheesh! "Roll-Formed Tree Pulp" is SO fifteen minutes ago.

You say that "TP" is the language of the oppressors, butt "RFTP" is the language of self-appointed effete liberal elite paper product huggers. Please, in future references, use "loose-pressed cellulose sheets."

Finally, "Wipe OUT" (the activist toilet paper liberation organization) prefers to co-opt the term "Toilet Paper" to eliminate its power to marginalize this most humble of paper products.

Dave

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