----- Original Message ----- From: "Julia Thompson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Killer Bs Discussion" <brin-l@mccmedia.com> Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:12 AM Subject: Re: The Assumption Re: 9/11 conspiracies
> Robert Seeberger wrote: >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Dave Land" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: "Killer Bs Discussion" <brin-l@mccmedia.com> >> Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2006 1:11 PM >> Subject: Re: The Assumption Re: 9/11 conspiracies >> >> >>> On Sep 27, 2006, at 4:28 AM, jdiebremse wrote: >>> >>>> The Assumption: The dogma of the Catholic Church that at the end >>>> of her >>>> earthly life, Mary, mother of Jesus, "was assumed bod and soul >>>> into >>>> heavenly glory." >>> I was raised in the Roman Catholic Church, and do not recall >>> anyone >>> ever referring to the "bod" of Mary. For all we know, it was even >>> a >>> bodacious bod, but I really don't think it's appropriate... >>> >> >> Bodacious??? >> Bodacious??? >> My God man! >> She gave birth to GOD! >> She must have been stretch marks from the neck down! >> >> >> xponent >> Admit It, You Were Thinking It Too! Maru >> rob > > No, I wasn't. Heh! you should have been<G> > > She only had 1 baby, after all. I don't think any of you are thinking this through. If that one baby takes after the father just a little....WHOA!!!!! God is infinite, so if Jesus foetus is just a little infinite, Mary gets stretch marks you could ride motocross on. Cocao Butter aint helpin that. It is a miracle Mary survived the birth. I mean it had to be a miracle because killing your mother just so you can incarnate is bad for your church cred.(Look at all those other G/gods whose mothers died at birth, they are so unremembered you only need one hand to count the ones sustained into modern memory.) I don't even want to think about her breasts. Can you imagine what it takes to feed a slightly infinite infant? Gives a whole new meaning to "Don't touch me, I'm sore". > > And maybe she had the sort of genes that protect you from stretch > marks. :D Hey, she could have had genes for instant healing and immortality but giving birth to Gods own snookie-ookums would have wrecked her. xponent Dependent On Gods Infinite Sense Of Humor Maru rob <G> _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
