All the talk about 'Jr' and his skill levels reminds me of
a performance appraisal joke sheet from years ago.  With
a nod to American TV of yesteryear, here's my recollection:


Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
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Faster than major league fastball
More powerful than tractor trailer
Able to leap to 10th floor in single bound
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As fast as little league fastball
Can operate forklift 
Able to leap up flight of stairs
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Dodges slow pitch softball
Huffs pushing shopping cart
Unable to leap off desk without injury
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Cheers,
Jim B.

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