Mine is added automatically when it goes out. Sorry. If it bothers you,
don't read it. I'd love to just have my boat and port; but, since I
follow this link at work.... I'd much rather it be Lance Jones, sailor.
 
 

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        -----Original Message-----
        From: [email protected]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Chris Maddox
        Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 12:30 PM
        To: [email protected]
        Subject: Re: catalina27-talk: Grumpy Old F**t
        
        
        Ralph,
        
        Thanks - I've been wanting your hooker's pager number for YEARS.
        
        Chris
        
        
        

                -----Original Message----- 
                From: "Ralph E. Ahseln" 
                Sent: Dec 13, 2006 11:45 AM 
                To: "[ 27 Catalina ]" 
                Subject: catalina27-talk: Grumpy Old F**t 
                
                
                I'm 75, 
                 
                A Dues Paying Curmudgeon..
                A Cranky old SOB,
                A Party Pooper
                A Spoil sport
                Etc.....
                So...  I'm going to Pee off any number of Members of
this List.
                 
                What's with this Trend of using those Long, Involved... 
                Personal/Business Email Signatures ?
                It really is a bit too much !
                 
                You know the kind. ... Name, Address, Important Titles,
Job Position, Self appointed Honors, Several phone numbers, FAX number,
the Blog site, The Web page. The company name, Name of the dog, How many
operation scars,
                  And so on, and so on.. 
                 
                Egos showing ??? ..
                 
                OK, I know that it can be an automatic feature that pops
up on all emails sent..
                But.. A quick Cut and Delete (or maybe another email
account?) would reduce those heavy weighted bottom lines (and the all
too obvious self-aggrandizement
<http://www.answers.com/topic/self-aggrandizement>  )
                 
                Wouldn't it be nice to JUST have a ... Name, Location
and the Boat's Name ?
                OK , I'll even settle for a SHORT quote from some
Philosopher,, 
                But, Please, Could we reduce the size of those
overwhelming  "BILLBOARDS"  ? 
                 
                With Humor,
                Ralph Edward Ahseln  Esq.
                 
                Director of Planned Obsolescence
                Head Honcho, Honcho Factory;  Blahblah CA.  92000-0000
                Engineer in Charge of Engineers Charging Engineers 
                Past Vice Council Ad Hoc Pro -Tem Ex Offico of
Nothingness 
                Commode Door:  Notcher Yacht Club
                Professional Amateur Navel Fuzz Picker
                Current Member: Fat Old Men's society
                www. Getovuraz.eat ( On Tuesdays, Use smoke signals ) 
                Home Phone: 555-222-2222   Cell:  555-000-0000   Fax:
555-555-5555  Office:  1-800-800-8008
                Hooker's Pager:  555-*(0- @#$%
                Blog: www.MYexcellent-wisdom.ppp      Web Page:
www.photosofmyfamilyeating.ugh
                1234 Im Emport Ant Blvd   SW. 
                Suchaguy  FL   30030-3003 
                 
                 


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