I will not climb it in the rain I will not climb it when in pain Refuse to scale it when it rocks I will not climb it when in socks
I will not go up in the snow Don't even ask me in a blow I will not climb it under sail I won't ascend it when it hails I'd sonner be among the damned I will not climb it, Ralph-I-Am. (With apologies to both Dr. Suess and Ralph, a better - and faster - poet then I'll e'er be) Chris Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry -----Original Message----- From: "Ralph E. Ahseln" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 12:51:19 To:<[email protected]> Subject: Re: catalina27-talk: mast track insert ----- Original Message ----- From: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Chris Maddox To: <mailto:[email protected]> [email protected] Sent: Friday, July 06, 2007 12:25 PM Subject: Re: catalina27-talk: mast track insert I think Ralph is on to something here (we've all suspected that he's ON something, this is only slightly different). SNIP............ In this case, small 'squares' of aluminum bar will do the trick. You will need a tap and some bacon grease as well. The bacon grease is for tapping the hole, OK? Chris Now Chris has gone and done it, It's quite official now, He likes that slick stuff, Pig fat, But Not, I guess, from Cow. He's fast when he is racing, His secret now is out, "Bacon fat's the thing that does it," You'll often hear him shout. But, Chris, my dear Old fellow, Please,Tell us, please, at last, With Bacon juice upon it, How DO you climb that mast ? r......
