Yeah, we would probably blow them out of the sky at first chance ;-)
We get to spy, but they know not too...stupid....or smart? Never quite
figured it out myself....
jon
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ben Arledge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 11:46 AM
Subject: RE: An apology...
> What's even funnier is that you probably wouldn't be joking about it if
> the situation were reversed. I would really like to see the Chinese fly
> their planes near the US coast.
>
> Stupid Americans (most, not all) :)
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: April 16, 2001 7:27 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: An apology...
>
>
> just a wee bit of satire for this lovely Monday morning....
>
> APOLOGY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA
>
> It is with deep regret, hesitation, and contrition that I, The President
> of the United States of America, offer apology to the Chinese nation and
> its peoples. I apologize for the heinous act performed by our large,
> sluggish, propeller driven, airplane when it got in the way of your
> highly maneuverable, supersonic, technologically superior, jet aircraft.
>
> Furthermore, I sincerely regret the fact that by flying in international
> airspace, we afforded your "highly competent" pilot the opportunity to
> fly his aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral to his death into
> the ocean. We regret the choice made by said pilot when he used
> deficient judgment in electing to attempt aerial intimidation upon our
> slower moving, unarmed, surveillance vehicle.
>
> This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was in grade
> school and my face got in the way of the school yard bully's fist. He
> broke a bone in his hand and I felt as compelled to apologize for that
> incident as I do for this one.
>
> Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that you accept
> this "heart felt" and "sincere" apology for the actions committed by
> your pilot.
>
> We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were forced to
> leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We are sorry
> that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military
> personnel.
>
> Most of all, we are sorry that you have, in your possession, some of our
> most technologically advanced surveillance equipment on the planet. I
> hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I hope that soon
> you will be compelled to release our men and our property. Because I
> really don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick your
> ass.
>
> Sincerely,
> George W. Bush
> President of the United States
> -----------------------------------------------------
>
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