Did you ever see South Park the Movie?
It's all Canadas fault! ;-)
jon
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ben Arledge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, April 16, 2001 12:42 PM
Subject: RE: An apology...
> Perhaps, but if the Chinese were within international waters, the US
> shouldn't be able to touch them. But then again, who would punish the
> US if they decided to breach international regulations? Kind of makes
> you wonder if the US government has a case against Microsoft considering
> the US uses it's size and strength to gain an unfair advantage in world
> affairs.
>
> Maybe it's up to us Canadians to make things right.
> http://www.standonguard.com/ :)
>
> Cheers,
> Ben
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: April 16, 2001 10:23 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: An apology...
>
>
> Well if the situation were reversed and the Chinese were spying on the
> US,
> I would imagine that their plane would not be in the air long enough for
>
> one of our planes to get close enough to hit it.
>
> In other words it would have been shot down. Just a hunch.
>
> At 09:46 AM 4/16/2001 -0600, you wrote:
> >What's even funnier is that you probably wouldn't be joking about it if
>
> >the situation were reversed. I would really like to see the Chinese
> >fly their planes near the US coast.
> >
> >Stupid Americans (most, not all) :)
> >
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: Erika L Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> >Sent: April 16, 2001 7:27 AM
> >To: CF-Community
> >Subject: An apology...
> >
> >
> >just a wee bit of satire for this lovely Monday morning....
> >
> >APOLOGY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA
> >
> >It is with deep regret, hesitation, and contrition that I, The
> >President of the United States of America, offer apology to the Chinese
>
> >nation and its peoples. I apologize for the heinous act performed by
> >our large, sluggish, propeller driven, airplane when it got in the way
> >of your highly maneuverable, supersonic, technologically superior, jet
> >aircraft.
> >
> >Furthermore, I sincerely regret the fact that by flying in
> >international airspace, we afforded your "highly competent" pilot the
> >opportunity to fly his aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral to
> >his death into the ocean. We regret the choice made by said pilot when
> >he used deficient judgment in electing to attempt aerial intimidation
> >upon our slower moving, unarmed, surveillance vehicle.
> >
> >This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was in grade
> >school and my face got in the way of the school yard bully's fist. He
> >broke a bone in his hand and I felt as compelled to apologize for that
> >incident as I do for this one.
> >
> >Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that you accept
>
> >this "heart felt" and "sincere" apology for the actions committed by
> >your pilot.
> >
> >We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were forced
> >to leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We are
> >sorry that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military
>
> >personnel.
> >
> >Most of all, we are sorry that you have, in your possession, some of
> >our most technologically advanced surveillance equipment on the planet.
>
> >I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I hope that
> >soon you will be compelled to release our men and our property. Because
>
> >I really don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick
> >your ass.
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >George W. Bush
> >President of the United States
> >-----------------------------------------------------
> >
>
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