Thought y'all might enjoy these, I did...
>From Scott Adam's most recent Dilbert newsletter. (Naughty words
>have been
replaced with PC equivalents in parentheses):
He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine.
That one slipped by me like a Vaseline-coated ninja.
Slicker than deer guts on a doorknob
Hotter than two rats (enjoying marital relations) in a
wool sock.
I feel like a one-legged cat trying to bury a (rhymes with burd)
on a frozen pond.
More useless than an e-mail to my boss
I'm more "tired" than the Michelin Baby.
Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
I'd rather wear a tin bill and peck (nature's fertilizer) with the
chickens.
He's a little too tall for his blood supply.
Saltier than a fisherman's pants
Busier than a one-legged Riverdancer
Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which
one gets full first.
He's one photon short of a hologram.
And last-but-not-least (From the movie "A League of Their Own"):
Well bite my butt and call me an apple...
Now, back to my hole...
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Cheers,
Ron
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