I usually don't pass this crap along, but this one really touched me...
For all you caring folks out there.....make sure you read on:
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when
I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag
filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on
account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body
transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said
nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my
burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap
and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen
said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team
up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect
prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take
them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will
come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in
church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get
better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can
only be third base.
Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to
the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy
is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn
10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a
head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then
burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take
five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can
feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I
wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on
me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that
very much.
Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans
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