LOL =D
...sorry.
On Thursday 30 August 2001 06:24 pm, you wrote:
> Hi,
>
> What the hell? How can you be born without a body? I can understand being
> without no arms & legs, but no body? I don't get it.
>
> -Brent
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2001 6:08 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Sick, Sick, Sick...
>
>
> I usually don't pass this crap along, but this one really touched me...
>
> For all you caring folks out there.....make sure you read on:
>
> My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
> this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
> because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
> when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a
> burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they
> could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to
> have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because
> she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she
> hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's
> allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
>
> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
> everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen
> said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team
> up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect
> prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take
> them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will
> come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in
> church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get
> better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can
> only be third base.
>
> Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to
> the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me.
> Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I
> turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a
> mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with
> only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
> guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
> then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't
> take five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they
> can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
>
> Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I
> wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew
> on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish
> that very much.
>
> Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans
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