My response, as a non-evangelical (all of whom voted kerry?), NY living (all of whom voted kerry?), Jew (many of whom voted kerry) who voted for Bush (actually voted against Kerry) is screw em. Not California or NY but the people who have to continue to stress this division. Every election is a division of the country. Rather than keep hyping on the division, try to heal it. This hype is going to spawn even more division and you want to know something, it'll just result in another republican president, and another, and another.
But that was a joke post so I'm not going to take it too seriously. > something else from my inbox: > > Dear President Bush: > > Congratulations on your victory over all us > non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off > here in California, so we're leaving you. California > will now be its own country. And we're taking all the > Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that > includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, > Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the North East > States, and the urban half of Ohio. > > We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will > be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to > us in the new country of California. In fact, God is > so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole > country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please > let everyone know they need to be back in their states > by then. God is going to give us the Pacific Ocean and > Hollywood. In addition, we're getting San Diego. > (Sorry, that's just how it goes.) But God is letting > you have the KKK and country music (except the Dixie > Chicks). > > Just so we're clear, the country of California will be > pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-war. Speaking > of war, we're going to need all Blue States citizens > back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in > Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have > tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths > for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you > don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming > home. > > So, you get Texas and all the former slave states, and > we get the Governator and stem cell research. (We > would love you to take Britney > Spears off our hands, though. She IS from the south, > right?) > > Since we get New York, you'll have to come up with > your own late night TV shows because we get MTV, > Letterman, the Daily Show, and Conan O'Brien. You > get... well, why don't you ask your people at Fox News > to come up with something entertaining? (Maybe you > should just watch Crossfire. That's a really funny > show.) > > We wish you all the best in the next four years and we > hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of > mass destruction. > Seriously. > > Soon. > > Sincerely, > California > > > > -- > Diebold: It's a better way to deliver a state > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Special thanks to the CF Community Suite Gold Sponsor - CFHosting.net http://www.cfhosting.net Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:136248 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
