so what does the "S" stand for? stephenie
>Where to begin... > >The story begins with Susan who... > >wait... lets back that up... > >Isaac... Isaac had bitch tits... err... umm... > >Oh nevermind... So I've mentioned on this list before that there's >this strange mythology about my being a woman... (if you order >something from Amazon.com in a different timezone can you order >something as a different person?) ... anyway... > >As the story goes, people who see me on the street commonly mistake me >for a woman, although everyone who knows me says I don't look or sound >or act or carry myself in any way feminine. Everyone who knows me >seems to think it's just the hair (which is down to the middle of my >back currently), although they're wrong. They're wrong because I >walked into an auto-parts store to pick up a socket with my head >shaved, a week's growth of hair on my face and grease on my hands and >shirt and the girl behind the counter looked me dead in the face and >asked, 'did you find everything you need mam?' > >I've never been bothered by it, in fact I find it humorous. Plus in >the last 5 years I've had to ammend the list of nuances in this >mythology because my girlfriend Tiff was a lesbian until she met me. >When we go out we always seem to be "that nice lesbian couple" at the >other table. > >So a few days ago I received an interesting twist in the plot. I'd >ordered some out of print books from Amazon.com (Mike Resnick's Oracle >seeries -- the first, Soothsayer was fantastic, I haven't read the >other 2 yet). Apparently I'm perceived as a woman even through the >mail since as my Amazon.com account reads "S. Isaac Dealey", the >bookseller who shipped two of the books to me assumed that my first >name must be "Susan" in spite of the rather masculine middle name >"Isaac". The full name on the address label read "Susan Isaac Dealey". > > > > >s. isaac "susan" dealey 954.927.5117 >new epoch : isn't it time for a change? > >add features without fixtures with >the onTap open source framework > >http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ >http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=44477&DE=1 >http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=45569&DE=1 >http://www.fusiontap.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Purchase Contribute 3 from House of Fusion, a Macromedia Authorized Affiliate and support the CF community. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=53 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:143528 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
