stupid silly last line cutoff..... "When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."
Erika -------------------------------------------------- >>|-----Original Message----- >>|From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >>|Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 10:22 AM >>|To: CF-Community >>|Subject: For the men ... >>| >>| >>|.. though not necessarily true. >>| >>|Subject: The ' women only' hotel >>| >>|A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey >>|hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were >>|without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. >>| >>|The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. >>|"We have 5 floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you >>|are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor >>|has signs telling you what's inside." >>| >>|So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All >>|the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the >>|friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. >>| >>|The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful >>|lovers, but they generally treat women badly". >>| >>|This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor >>|where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive >>|to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more >>|floors. >>| >>|On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have >>|perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect >>|lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed >>|pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor >>|has to offer before they settle for the fourth. >>| >>|When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: >>|"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is >>| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
