Last sentence truncated!!! -Gary > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, November 14, 2001 9:22 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: For the men ... > > > .. though not necessarily true. > > Subject: The ' women only' hotel > > A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey > hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were > without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. > > The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. > "We have 5 floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you > are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor > has signs telling you what's inside." > > So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All > the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the > friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. > > The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful > lovers, but they generally treat women badly". > > This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor > where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive > to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more > floors. > > On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have > perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect > lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed > pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor > has to offer before they settle for the fourth. > > When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: > "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
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