I'll add one or two of mine to the list. 1. Assholes who think it is perfectly ok to flick their cigarette butts out the window of their car door. You've got an ash tray in your car use it!
2. Assholes who mistake the yield signs on on-ramps for speed up and cut as many cars off as possible signs. -----Original Message----- From: Michael T. Tangorre [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, May 13, 2005 3:18 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Top 10 Super Rant (was Friday Rant) Since everyone is chiming here with some rants I have a couple of my own... 1. Way back in JUNIOR HIGH (probably earlier) we all SHOULD HAVE learned the difference between the words (and more importantly, when to use them): They're, Their, and There. Everytime I see someone misusing one of these I want to club them, hard. This has to be the most misused word EVER!!!! DRIVES ME NUTS!!! 2. People at the grocery store who bag your groceries by throwing anything into whatever bag. Take 5 fucking seconds and put boxes with boxes, produce with produce, eggs in their own bag, bread products in their own bag, cans together, etc... Instead I get the rejects throwing cans on the eggs laying against sweaty chicken breasts laying in beef blood all soaking through a paper bag. 3. I'll fucking go when I see the light turn green. Your horn does nothing but piss me off, so don't press it. In fact, if you do, I will probably go when the light turns yellow; leaving you behind to wait for another cycle. Hopefully you are an ass riding tail-gater that is WAY too close to switch lanes without hitting my car.... serves ya right! 4. People who don't say thank you. Believe it or not, I have manners. My mom taught me to always say please and thank you. The next time I hold the door for someone or let them go "first" or pick something up, etc (anything that one would expect a thank you to result from) and do not get a smile or some indication that they are appreciative, I am going to go off on them. Hopefully it happens on a Monday afternoon when I am pissed off, tired, and on my way to the gym. 5. People on the bus who insist on talking louder than everyone else combined. They talk about their crack habits, rehab, their kids, who's fucking who, etc. I don't care, the dude next to me doesn't care... no one but you cares so STFU! I like a peaceful ride into work at 6:30 AM... not some dramatic story on how your got evicted, moved in with your grandmother and smoked a joint with your friends behind school. 6. People who don't flush the toilet. It is simple, we all know how they work, use it. I am 100% sure no one wants to see the giant log you just dropped off. In fact, if you do it again, I will break into your house and leave an "upper decker" in your bathroom. An upper decker is where you take a dump on the top of the tank and let it sit there. You want that? I don't, flush the damn toilet you barn animal. 7. The guys at the gym who think anyone has interest in them strutting around naked. Look pal, I am here to workout, shower, and go home. I am not talking about the people who walk from the shower to the lockers or sauna... but rather the guys who strut around with no other purpose than to show off. How about you show off your big swollen nuts after I put my shoes on and kick you there! Get a life and get out of the gym you meat heads. 8. Entitlement by manufacturer. Ok, the DC area suffers from this to the max. We have all these yuppie, overpaid, living-beyond-their-means people who think that BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, __insert brand name here__ entitles you to NOT use turn signals, NOT pay attention, NOT go the speed limit (or anything close to it), NOT park across 5 parking spots. All your car entitles you to is a higher car payment.... so go mail it in because it is probably late and I am on my way home and sick of dealing with you. 9. Apple/Mac hardcore people. Your paltform is a platform, it doesn't wipe my ass, make me dinner, or anything else that Windows doesn't already do for me so stop trying to convince me you are so much better... if you were so much better we wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place! 10. Jochem's RFP references. How the fuck does one person know these off the top of his head. Is he the RFP captain? Christ almighty, I want to know your secret... everytime you post one I go read it and it is pretty interesting. How do you find the time to read and understand all these? Do you actually have these memorized or do you have them bookmarked? I am really amazed at the depth of knowledge he has... I am just dumfounded as to how he spits off the numbers so fast! :-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:157525 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
