No, no, no.  Nylons go on lamps.  Not LAMPs, lamps.  Haven't you seen _A
Christmas Story_?  That's electrical work, not carpentry.

Geez.  Aren't you kinda embarrassed, having to learn this stuff from a
vanilla straight man?  And no jokes about how I taste!

--Ben

S.Isaac Dealey wrote:
> Sex and carpentry? ... umm... gee Ben, I never knew you were so kinky.
> :) But then, a good table leg is always long and hard. :P I wonder if
> there's a market for nylons for table-legs for guys with a carpentry
> fetish?
> 
>>You forgot about carpentry and ALTERing TABLES.


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