No, no, no. Nylons go on lamps. Not LAMPs, lamps. Haven't you seen _A Christmas Story_? That's electrical work, not carpentry.
Geez. Aren't you kinda embarrassed, having to learn this stuff from a vanilla straight man? And no jokes about how I taste! --Ben S.Isaac Dealey wrote: > Sex and carpentry? ... umm... gee Ben, I never knew you were so kinky. > :) But then, a good table leg is always long and hard. :P I wonder if > there's a market for nylons for table-legs for guys with a carpentry > fetish? > >>You forgot about carpentry and ALTERing TABLES. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:166967 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54