> -----Original Message----- > From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 10:39 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Start some shit > > Come on you know you want to. > > It's been way to long since I was able to freak out on someone. > > Say something stupid.
Katherine Harris (yes, that one) once ordered a study to determine the effectiveness of "Celestial Drops" (water blessed by a Kabbalic Rabbi) in Florida's fight against Citrus Canker. The mystical process of creating drops "changes its molecular structure and imbues it with supernatural healing powers." Apparently she was convinced because the proponents claim the drops have "improved fractal design," "infinite levels of order," and "high energy and low entropy." They spent an expensive six months designing protocols and testing. They found that the product was no more effective than regular tap water (read: "Not effective at all"). She's in congress now, Deciding where to spend all of our money. Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:201430 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
