Love this joke. I'm takin' tomorrow off too. Happy Friday!
On Dec 6, 2007 11:11 AM, Bruce H. Sorge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Since I am taking tomorrow off, I though I would send a funny out today. > > A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his > family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done > his chores. > > 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him > no breakfast until he does his chores. > > Well, he's a little ticked, so he goes to feed the > chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the > cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, > and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and > his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. > > 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I > have any milk in my cereal?' he asks. > > 'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so > you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the > pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I > also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't > getting any milk.' > > Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and > kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. > > The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, > and says 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?' > > Bruce > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ColdFusion 8 - Build next generation apps today, with easy PDF and Ajax features - download now http://download.macromedia.com/pub/labs/coldfusion/cf8_beta_whatsnew_052907.pdf Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:247763 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
