I opened this email on my treo at the doctor's office for that?! :p On 3/25/09, Charlie Griefer <charlie.grie...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies > > Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only > team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a > meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell and President Barack Obama, > Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and > trophies to less fortunate teams in the league. > > We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl. said Obama > We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these > difficult times. Obamas plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful > NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not > successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. The Detroit > Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers > and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as > well. Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Goodell and the > NFL. > > The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, > stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring > of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has > prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl > Trophies. But President Barack Obamas plan calls for the Pittsburgh > Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFLs less successful teams. > Obama went on to further proclaim, In these difficult times we are all in > this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every > team, for every city and for every fan. > > My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league. Obama assures. > Thats over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about > losing any Super Bowl Trophies. The worst teams in the NFL and the teams > that cant seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to > worry about going without a title. Obama promises. We are a country and > league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color > of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their > performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league. > > The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. > Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a > victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of > performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl > XL trophy will go directly to the Steelers division rival the Cincinnati > Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a > Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all > over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steelers two > Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys > since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide > hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but > together we can all prosper. > > All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans; Barack Obama has another plan in > place. Obama has met with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. > The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their World Series trophies to > the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their losing 16 straight seasons > and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to > regain the American Dream. Barack Obama will be meeting with the NHL and > Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for > Hope and Change. > > -- > I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my > wife. And I wish yo > >
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