as a raider fan, FNCK the steelers! hahahah ;) On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 12:48 PM, Scott Stroz <boyz...@gmail.com> wrote: > > Its about time. > > On Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 12:22 PM, Charlie Griefer <charlie.grie...@gmail.com >> wrote: > >> >> Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies >> >> Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only >> team to win six titles, will soon be losing half of those trophies. After a >> meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell and President Barack Obama, >> Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories >> and >> trophies to less fortunate teams in the league. >> >> We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl. said Obama >> We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of >> these >> difficult times. Obamas plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful >> NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not >> successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. The Detroit >> Lions are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers >> and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as >> well. Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Goodell and the >> NFL. >> >> The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, >> stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring >> of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, >> has >> prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl >> Trophies. But President Barack Obamas plan calls for the Pittsburgh >> Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFLs less successful teams. >> Obama went on to further proclaim, In these difficult times we are all in >> this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every >> team, for every city and for every fan. >> >> My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league. Obama assures. >> Thats over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about >> losing any Super Bowl Trophies. The worst teams in the NFL and the teams >> that cant seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have >> to >> worry about going without a title. Obama promises. We are a country and >> league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color >> of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their >> performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league. >> >> The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit >> Lions. >> Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a >> victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of >> performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl >> XL trophy will go directly to the Steelers division rival the Cincinnati >> Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a >> Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all >> over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steelers two >> Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys >> since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and >> provide >> hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers >> but >> together we can all prosper. >> >> All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans; Barack Obama has another plan in >> place. Obama has met with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. >> The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their World Series trophies >> to >> the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their losing 16 straight seasons >> and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to >> regain the American Dream. Barack Obama will be meeting with the NHL and >> Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda >> for >> Hope and Change. >> >> -- >> I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my >> wife. And I wish yo >> >> > >
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