*BLASPHEMY!!* but funny as heck... -Ben
> From another list posted from a third list probably posted from a forth, etc. > > >A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE > >SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops > >off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke > >backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but > >straight down. > >Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." > >Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" > >Darth Vader: "No! I am your father!" > >Luke: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." > >Darth Vader: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." > >Luke: "NO!" > >Darth Vader: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that > >brass droid of yours?" > >Luke: "Threepio?" > >Darth Vader: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." > >Luke: "No." > >Darth Vader: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at > >yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship > >out of the swamp." > >Luke: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" > >Darth Vader: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly > >destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" > >Luke: "Well, it's not my fault." > >Darth Vader: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I > >wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith > >.. waahhh wahhh!'" > >Luke: "Shut up." > >Darth Vader: "You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had > >exterminated the Jedi knights!" > >Luke: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" > >Darth Vader: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of > >the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here > >baby! > >Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. > >Darth Vader: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you > >are, but you sure ain't mine." > >Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the > >shaft. > >Darth Vader looks after him. > >Darth Vader: "And get a haircut!" > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
